Hi to all my dear friends, it’s been a long time since I last blog. Actually, I have never really introduced myself to you. Therefore, I shall give a brief one of myself.
In 1983 June 28th, some joke decided to pop out from a particular astonishingly brave, well loved, respectful and hardship-driven lady which eventually turn out to be his mum and into this world. He was a freaking loser which brought many sorrows and heartache to his mum. Never did he realize that parents only come in a pair or for some, single. And they can be gone in any moment. As he grows older, he tried to change for the good, he tries to redeem himself, sometimes he succeeded, and sometimes he failed. But deep inside, he really does try his best.
Till now, he weighs about 65kg, standing at 1.7m……….. (OK!!shuddup U! I rounded off to nearest metre OK!!). He is standing at 1.7m, dark-skinned and full of flabs on him (He’s working on it ok!!). He is a Man U fan by birth and will never cross to the dark sides (SCREW YOU ALL!! Chelsea…Liverpool….Arsenal). He is calm, helpful and harmless by nature (I guess so…) but yet lazy, playful and direction idiot.
Sometime in June…….. Dad fall ill, it was a heart attack. Both of his sons were out. Mum freaked out and kept calling them, eventually both sons were reached. Dad was sent to A&E. Younger one rushed down to CGH immediately and saw mum crying at the waiting area. Comfort words were told and said repeatedly, until doctor came out and told them to get mentally prepared, mum was distraught. Tears flowed from the inside for the younger one, many thoughts ran through his mind. After an hour, the older one finally appeared with his wife. Reason given for an hour late? Need to bathe………..An hour…..it could have all been over. Younger one nearly flares up, but chose not to, because this was the last thing they needed. Dad hanged on, sent to ICU. After many painstaking days in the hospital for all of them, dad pulled through. Dad swore to quit smoking.
Sometime in Aug 9th…….. The day has come; he is going to march into the padang with a full house pack of audiences cheering Air Force on. Months of training, it was worth it…really it was. Sometime in September…….. Car crashed. No ones hurt. He thanked god for his loved one’s safety. $$$ spent. (He was heard saying he would rather break a leg than pay so…..). Sometime in Oct…….. He was struck down by Dengue fever. Spent 6 days in CGH. It was an ordeal because he can’t even pee and shit with privacy. Apart from that, he really wants to extent his gratitude to all nurses in CGH that took care of him with such concern and warmth round the clock and friends who visited him. He was truly grateful……
Sometimes in Nov…….. He caught dad smoking in the toilet. Speechless….all those days spent in hospital, breaking mum’s heart. Is it worth it after all?
Sometime in Dec…….. Broke off with his girlfriend of 5 years. He just wants to say he is grateful, happy, blessed that these 5 years was spent with her. She taught him many things that a man should really do, showered him with care and love when needed most. There when he is down, there when he is sick. He will definitely cherish the happy and sad moments spent.
I guess these have been the story of my life (2005). Regardless things happen for the good or bad, they happen for a reason. They either made you or break you. Learn to face them and take it from the stride. Easier said than done, but I always believe time and perseverance outlast all. I have chosen to move on and getting started for the new year ahead. I sincerely urged all my close ones to do likewise too…
P/s: I would like to take this opportunity to thank you all for sticking around. You know who you are, really appreciated. I luv u all…….ok! This sounded gay!! But like I give a shit!! Buzz off!! Like I care….
I have always think being a radio DJ is such a well paid and "joh boh" job. All they do is talk cock, play songs, rest their fat butt (I heard that if you sit too much, you gonna have a fat ass!!..ooooo....i'm petrified!!) on that leather chair which they can row about so as to press those fancy buttons on the panels. And you know what is the best part?
They are on air for only 3 freaking hours MAX!!!!
Yea....Yea...I'm sure DJs will retaliate by saying stuffs like, "HEY!!We have got to do research, prepare stuffs and effects for our programmes, alright??!!It's not mere 3 hours! Even It is....you must have the ability to entertain and speaks like us yah!!Can You??
Therefore in order to prove to them i can do just as good as them. I decided to be a DJ for a day. Of course....It will be only in my own blog, that is.
DJ Dan: Helllooooooooooooo every losers out there!!!I am your DJ of the day, and now you are listening to Class 9.....Sorry. Oh F&^K!!(censored)*DOOOOOOOOUUUD* .And now you are listening to CRAP 92.3482819 FM. Stay tuned!!
DJ Dan on playing his very first song on radio...........................................................................
DJ Dan: Coming up next is a song that you people are so familiar with. It's "You're Beautiful by James Blunt" I hope you guys can pay special attention to the chorus of the song because it is simply amazing. It really express my thoughts and feelings to this girl whom i really care......haaaaahhh...OK!! So without furthur a due, let's indulge and be mesmorize!! Enjoy yah....
Music playing.................................... *OOPS!! I did it again!!! I play with your heart...got lost in the game!!Oh baby, baby.....
DJ Dan: oh F*&K!!(censored)*DOOOOOOOOUUD*
DJ Dan on Co- hosting with Jamie Yeo and Glenn Ong...........................................
DJ Dan: Hi People!!!! Today we will have 2 special guests with us who you guys know very well. Lets welcome the ever sexy, pretty, lavishing, stunning and smashing Jamie Yeo!!!!WOW!!!!!YEAH!!!!WEE!!!! oh.....and Gwenn Ong too.
DJ Dan: Wow...this is the 1st time we are doing a 'threesome' on radio! We are defintely gonna bring the house down!!What do ya think guys?
Jamie: Hell Yea!!!!We are so gonna rock the house down!! *giggles*
Glenn: Well...i guess we could........*interrupted*
DJ Dan: OOOOOKKKKK....I feel you, dude!!! ....Lets move on, shall we?
Jamie: Hey...what you guys think of our new station, CRAP 92.3482819 FM?
DJ Dan: I have to say this is the coolest station ever!! It brings out so much vibe and energy in it which makes me wanna eject out from my seat anytime!!
Glenn: Hmm...It's great but if only they can do away with some of the decimals and..........*interrupted*
DJ Dan: Alritez!!!!! That brings us to the end of our show!! Thank you Jamie!! for spending so much of your time with us!! Certainly hope to see you again real soon!!oohh....And to you too, Gwenn.....or Guenn...whatever....
DJ Dan on his 1st caller's dedication...................................
DJ Dan: So who wanna give a shoutout to?
Ah Beng: huh??shout wat??i toking nicely to you ok!!knn (censored) *DOOOUUD*
DJ Dan: Ok....who you wanna DE....DI....KATE....the next song too?
Ah Beng: EH!! You trying to be funny right??!! You think i don't know what is dedicate!!! Mother F&*ker!!!(censored)*DOOUUD*
DJ Dan: alright!! Thatt's enough!!You think you *DOOOOUUUD* clever right!!!! You DOOOUUUD* hole!!!*DOOOOUUUD* out of you!!! You BLOODY *DOOOUUD**DOOOUUD*
DJ Dan on "Guess Who" Trivial Game....................................................
DJ Dan: Ok.....For $2000, who is our current Prime Minister?
Carol: I know!!! It's LEE SIEN LOONG!!
DJ Dan: *DEHHHH* Sorry, It's LEE HSIEN LOONG. You have to pronounce with the 'H'. Next question, for $2500, Who do you call David Beckham's WIfe?
Carol: Ermmm..Is it Victoria Adams?
DJ Dan: *DEH* sorry, you call Beckham's wife....Mrs Beckham. Anyway thanks for calling and wasting my time!! Therefore, we will snowball the prize $.............................
DJ Dan on phone interview with Brad Pitt.................................................
DJ Dan: Hey man!! So tell me more on your next movie?
Brad: Yea, my next movie is called Ocean 13, basically it's da same as Ocean 11 and 12...Don't know why the F&*K *DOOOUUUD* they are doing it again.
DJ Dan: haha...agreed totally!! Anyway all your movies suck!! Let's talk about your relationship with angelina?
Brad: Yea, I love her so much...everyday, we will like.....*interrupted*
DJ Dan: Her boobs real?
Brad: Ermm...I'm not sure. How exactly do you find out.........?
DJ Dan: Nevermind, how do you fare your chance in this year's Best Actor in the Grammy's?
Brad: I have to say it is a close fight between........(interrupted)
DJ Dan:Like i care.............! (hung up phone) Well people, that was the exclusive interview with Brad Pitt himself. I hope you guys enjoyed as much as i do..coz i surely did!! Till next time, this has been Dan e Man!!!TATA.....
Ok folks, as usual, i crapped too much!! Sam says i sucks in blogging coz i am so lame!!hahahah...nice one sam!!
Actually, i just wanna show my appreciation to all DJ's such as Power 98, Class 95 and Perfect 10 who have been keeping me company for most part of my life.C'mon...seriously, they are underrated!!!They deserve more credit!!!!
A big THANK YOU to you all!!! *Oh yah!!btw..can you pick up my call so i can join Subaru Challenge???*
Yea, it's true...i am joining the marathon for the 1st time. WHAT was i thinking???!!!! 10 KM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is like running 2.4km IPPT 5 freaking times!!25 rounds in the stadium!!!Simply crazy!! And guess what!The worst part is...... i have to pay $30 to kill myself..that really sums it up. If not because of some hot chick that walked past me when you guys asked me to join....
Suavy Danny: Sure!!!Why not!! I've been jogging my whole life..10km? No problem!! I love SPORTS!!How do i sign up? (Hot chick winks at me and i swear she wanted my phone number)
Basket!!How now....?In deep shit!!Ok!!C'mon Danny!!Be a man!!Instead of whining, why not do something about it. With that, i decided to come up with a Weekly Excercise Regime Plan.
Monday: Jog 8 rounds, Swim 3km.
Tuesday: Jog 8 rounds, Swim 3km.
Wednesday: Jog 8 rounds, Play soccer with Sam
Thursday: Jog 10 rounds, Swim 4km
Friday: Jog 10 rounds, Swim 4km
Saturday: Jog 10 rounds, Play soccer
Sunday: Jog 12 rounds, Play soccer with Bro
I was so impressed by my Weekly Excercise Regime Plan that i got so excited and motivated to start the plan!I was RARING to go.......
Week 1.............. I just recovered from Dengue...ermmm....so the doctor says i must have complete rest, stay in bed and avoid all excercises. As a obedient patient, i reluctantly heed his advise (while munching a Carl's Jr burger).
Week 2............. I had SERIES of nightmare!!!! I dreamt while i was jogging in the park with much anthusiam, suddenly 2 macho gays grabbed me into the bush and raped me REPEATEDLY!!I stayed home.....
Week 3............ I had an accident, a car accident. For more information, please procced to read previous post. :D
Week 4............ Day 1: I swore that the alarm clock's battery went flat!!!!
Day 2: OT.
Day 3: I put on my A.D.I.D.A.S shoes, did 20min of warm up...and OFF i went!!(3min later...........) it started to pour!!Damn...Feeling really down, i decided to head down to the nearest Mac's and bought myself an ice cream cone.
Day 4: OT.
Day 5: I was about to.............................OK FINE!!there is no day 5!!
Well, i guess it's not easy to excercise regularly when you are someone who only happens to jog the day before your hot date with that hot chick you met last night in the pub, or after chinese new year when you felt really guilty eating all those "Bak Gua's".
Actually, i like to jog.To me, jogging is my only way to distress..honest!!!(do not be deceived by my baby fats). Haha..
On a more serious note, i urged all my friends to jog or workout regularly, do not give excuses just because you have a hard day at work or you have no time. A saying that goes, "There's no such thing as bad weather...Just weak minds". My dad is one that smokes, supper and completes 10km using only his vehicle. He had a near death with heart attack recently. I was going through the lowest point of my life. I've got through the ordeal, but it left a great impact in my life. I realized life is so vulnerable, you have really no idea when it could be your turn to move on. So instead of leaving everything to fate to decide, why not do something about it.
So comes this December, i shall see you guys at the Sheares Bridge!!:D
In utmost boringness, i have decided to come up with my own blog. Haha, actually i created this blog long way back, it's just that i can't be bothered to start!!
Yea, it's true. I've got into a car accident. Always thought i was one of the descendents of Michael Schumacher, things like this will be the last to happen to me. NOOOOO...how wrong was i (hey hey, now i know why Alonso won the championship). I shall not go into details of how the accident happened because i can literally hear the chorus of Howie Day's Collide (It goes like this: Even the best fall down sometimes.. Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills my mind.. I somehow find You and I collide) playing behind my eardrums when i was about to kiss the ass of some Toyota Altis (Lady Driver.....Yea, it's true, i know what you guys are thinking). Damn!!
So instead, i shall give a lesson or 2 on the DO's and Don'ts on the road. Therefore, instead of learning from your own mistake, why not learn from mine?
DO's
Always have at least 2 hours of sleep. (i did not slept for almost 2days)
Always drive barefooted to have effective braking control and not wear certain kind of sneakers that reads A.D.I.D.A.S (don’t worry, I still love you, Adidas..HIAK HIAK HIAK).
If you know you gonna hit the car in front. Jam break, close your eyes and pray to god for some miraculous force that you might just happen to miss her ass by an inch and promise him you will never complain about your job and your pay again!!
If you know you gonna hit the car in front. Jam break, close your eyes and pray to god that a car from behind driven by a person by the name of Woman will kiss your ass slightly so you need not pay a single cent and still get your car fixed brand new!!
If you know you gonna hit the car in front. Jam break, close your eyes……NO!! Don’t close your eyes this time. STEP UP THE ACCELERATOR, HIT 5TH GEAR AND WHACK THE SHIT OUT OF HER ASS. WITH A SWIFT MOTION, HIT THE REVERSE GEAR AND ACCELERATE ALL THE WAY BACK TILL YOUR ASS MEETS THE SURPRISED INCOMING CAR WHO IS DRIVEN BY A PERSON BY A NAME OF WOMAN WHO WILL BE TOO SHOCK TO REACT. Therefore, once again you need not pay a single cent and still get your car fixed brand new!!
Scenario 1(collided with a male driver): After collision, in this case you kiss someone’s ass, make sure you put on the most “Kiam Pa” face and walk “Ah Bengishly” towards the driver;
Ah Bengish You: knnbbbb ccbbbbcbbb…wtf happened!???Your mother teaches you to E break like this!!!??F&*kin Hell…You know how much it’s gonna cost my baobei car anot???!!
Male Driver: WTF!!! You knocked onto me still dare to knn here and ccb there!! Bloody hell!! You betta shut the F&*k Up and pay up!! F&*kin Loser…
Ah Bengish You: PAY!! Pay your ARSE!!! $$ don’t have lah…u want u claimed from my insurance la….knn…I tell u 1st!! I am from Gang Teletubbies!!! YOU Betta watch out!!!
Male Driver: huh??!!Gang Teletubbies?? (Gave a “The Rock” eyebrown, backed off and drove away).
Morale of the story; Screw the shit out of him anyway you are the one paying. Try to intimidate him and hopes he doesn’t over claim from your insurance agent.
Scenario 2 (collided with a female driver): Scream like a girl to the top of your lung and take a deep breath. Comb your hair and adjust your shirt and make sure everything is in place and walks out smartly towards the driver;
Good looking you: (with a fake elvis’s accent) Are you alright? Are you hurt in anyway? Do you need to go to the nearest hospital?
Female Driver: (*sob sob*) I’m so sorryyyyyyy…I don’t know what I was thinking. I swear I saw James Lye half-naked across the street waving at me!! So instead of pulling out my camera, I pulled the handbrake!!(*sob sob*) I’m so sorryyyyy….i’m such a BIMBO!!
Good looking You: (You BET!!!!) ohh..don’t say that…you are not a bimbo….
Female Driver: Really??I am not???
Good looking You: Everything is fine now, just go to the nearest workshop and get your car fixed and send me the receipt, alright? This is my HP number….(Wear back your sunglasses and walks off as though everything is in slow motion)
Morale of the story; Never ever shout vulgarities to a woman, if you do, you are a freaking Loser!! Treat them with the due respect no matter how they drive.
DON”Ts
Never tailgate a female driving car.
Never be in front of a female driving car.
Never stay beside a female driving car (you never know when they will see James Lye).
Just stay clear!! Alright!!!??
p.s: This post is definitely over exaggerated and not true! I just wanted to vent out my anger on a particular person who I knocked my car with. You seriously have no idea how mush damage it has done to me and my car. No offence to all lady drivers, I have come across some of them as better drivers as some male ones. Definitely better than me because I can’t even avoid an accident, so therefore I have no right to speak and criticize my counterparts. This post is purely pleasure purpose. Safe Driving!!!!!! :D
friendly..........huhhh...aiya i thinks dat all... PHILOSOPHY in LIFE{1.DO IT ONCE...DO IT GOOD! 2.LEARN FROM SETBACKS...NOT BROAD OVER IT! 3.TREAT YOUR PARENTS WELL...CAUSE THEY WONT BE WIF YA FOREVER!!!}
